Monday, July 18, 2011

I Wrote a Poem...

Not too good, not too bad, but there you have it. Since my adventures in South Dakota are ending, I'm feeling introspective.

"I'm a temporary transplant
A traveler from home
To the plains and rolling hills,
I wander and I roam.

In forested hills and valleys
Gunslingers and mansions, houses of ill repute,
Coffee shops and horses,
A mine called Broken Boot.

Changing, learning, growing into my skin,
Becoming the woman God wants me to be
Painful at times, but joyful in ways,
Yet home is where the heart is.

And in the Mountains, dale and glade
Where elk and squirrel roam
Where dwells my family and there,
The place my heart calls home.

I miss the trees, the forested hills,
The Mountains tall and grand
And though I know I can't go back,
Return to them I will.

My family too, I miss so dear,
As much, nay, so much more
For nineteen hours is a distance
We've never had before.

And as I close this chapter,
And bid the Hills adieu,
I wave goodbye, wipe my eye
And run, straight to you.

As I reflect I notice,
The way I grew and changed
I knew you then, the question is,
Have you changed this much too?

And I hold now, as my Rock,
The Lord Almighty God,
Who led me here, and holds me,
Still safe within His arms.

As I race I head to
the Six that I love best
God gives me strength to face
Whatever may come next.

Though I pray for nearer home,
My family, my mountains and my trees,
My family's love goes with me
Where-ever I may be.

And God also goes with me
Where-ever I may roam
Between Your love and my family's,
No place cannot be home."

So, there you have it. My poem. Ta-da.

Written by BC 7/18/11

Saturday, April 23, 2011

My Top 20 Series of Books

This is the promised list of my top 20 Favorite Series of Books. They do, in fact, go in reverse order, though within the clumps they have been know to shuffle. The top clump, though, is pretty steady :) I'll talk about each of these series at some point in time throughout the running of this blog, but this should let you know what you're getting into if you read this thing. So don't worry if you don't know about each series, you shall be educated eventually :)

Again, these are all more than one book, so I couldn't put them on my Top Fifteen Books List (though Mattimeo and Redwall, and LOTR and The Hobbit appear on both lists, but Mattimeo and Hobbit can stand alone. So don't be snobs :) ). Also, if you have seen the collection of books that I own, or the ones that I am always borrowing from the library, you would be impressed by only 20.


-The Kensington Chronicles by Lori Wick
-The Camould Chronicles by Jack Whyte
-The Millennium Series by Stieg Larsson
-Gregor the Overlander by Suzanne Collins
-Protector of the Small-Tamora Pierce

-The Squire's Tales-Gerald Morris
-Enchanted Forest Chronicles-Patricia C Wrede
-The Pastoral Protectorate by Gail Carriger
-The Mark of the Lion-Francine Rivers
-Redwall-Brian Jacques

-Little House on the Prairie-Laura Ingalls Wilder
-Secret History of the Pink Carnation-Lauren Willig
-The Dark is Rising-Susan Cooper
-Harry Potter by JK Rowling
-Anne of Green Gables-LM Montgomery

-The Magic School Bus-Johanna Cole & Bruce Degan
-Percy Jackson & The Olympians AND The Heroes of Olympus-Rick Riordan
-Prydain Chronicles by Lloyd Alexander
-Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien
-The Chronicles of Narnia-CS Lewis

Also deserving of mention, The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan, The Luxe by Anna Godberson, King Raven Trilogy by Stephen Lawhead, The Pendragon Cycle by Stephen Lawhead, Dark Tower by Stephen King, Inkheart by Cordelia Funke, A Wrinkle In Time by Madeline L'Engle, Sorcery and Cecilia by Patricia Wrede and Caroline Stevermer, The Dragon Riders of Pern by Anne Mcaffrey and The Sevenwaters Trilogy by Juliet Marrilier (featuring as book one Daughter of the Forest, one of my favorite books ever!)

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Crime Dramas

Now, for a spot of television! I was thinking about TV shows that I enjoy, when I realized something weird. A very large percentage of the shows that I enjoy are crime dramas. I'm using this term to refer to any show that involves murder and the solving of it CSI (I like the original, or CSI Las Vegas), Cold Case, Criminal Minds, Castle, The Mentalist, Numbers and Law and Order are a pretty good sampling. I haven't seen the new Criminal Minds, NCIS, Bones or Monk but I have heard Bones is really good and the new Criminal Minds should be fairly good. And frankly, Monk sounds amazing.

I don't know what it is about crime dramas, law shows and that type of TV that I enjoy, but I think that part of it is the detective aspect. I love piecing together the crime, and part what I love is the unrealistic nature, that oftentimes (in most of these) the bad guy is caught and justice is served. Even if he/she almost gets away with it, rarely are they allowed to go. Even if the case lasts for an entire season. So, I am going to talk about these here and why I like them.

-CSI: Crime Scene Investigations (2000-NOW,CSI-NY 2004-NOW, Miami 2002-NOW)Created by Ann Donahue and Anthony E. Zuiker, Carol Mendelsohn joined for the spin-offs.

While I don't think this was the first crime drama ever, it was the first one that I remember loving that I saw (after Law & Order), and might have been one of the first to get going. CSI started in 2000 and is still running, we're up to Season 11. Are the cases getting weirder? Well, yes. But there was a case with death by animatronic dinosaur. Win. Have characters left? Yeah, Grissom's leaving was quite sad, but the new head-guy, Dr. Raymond Langston, is pretty awesome. The IMDB page describes CSI as "taking place at "the second busiest crime lab in America," and that the "CSI officers use the best scientific and technical methods to solve puzzles and catch criminals." Not only do you get to follow along and try to figure out with the CSI's (thank you commercial breaks and the 15 minutes til the end plot twist!) but each episode opens with part of the chorus of Who Are You? performed by The Who. As if the show didn't already rock...CSI also spawned two spin-offs, CSI: New York (2004-present) and CSI:Miami (2002-present). I never got into CSI: New York, because my dad and I thought the characters were too whinny to watch. And I never did get into CSI:Miami, the episodes had too much of a plot, by which I mean, you couldn't miss an episode without getting lost. But the thing that I love about CSI is what I love about most crime dramas and Sherlock Holmes, trying to figure out the case with/before the characters, as well as watching the characters interact. And the CSIs are pretty neat.

-Cold Case: (2003-2010)Created by Meredith Stiehm

Cold Case ran for 7 seasons and follows a female detective in Philadelphia who has been assigned to solve "cold cases," cases that had never been solved. The detective and her team have to think outside the box and solve cases that are years old, reaching back to the Roaring Twenties at one point. I think I liked this one because it took the typical crime drama format and threw in the old cases that had never been solved and solving them. The detective says at one point, "People shouldn't be forgotten. They matter. They should get justice, too." At the end, when a case is solved, she sees the avenged murdered one as the killer is walked away (and they flash back to what they were at the time of the crime). The most powerful part of the episode though, is the end. They write "CLOSED" on the box with the case notes inside and go put it back on the shelf. There is something about watching justice, even fake justice to imaginary people, being served that gives me immense satisfaction. Also, the show is really well put together, seaming the past and present together in a believable way.


-Criminal Minds (2005-NOW)Created by Jeff Davis

Criminal Minds is on their Sixth Season. This show takes a different spin then the other shows I've mentioned. This show follows a team of FBI profilers, all with different skills (the hacker, the genius, the one who is good with the press, the academic brain and the by-the-book guy, to name a few). The characters are all fleshed out, they relate to each other and alone none of them could solve the case(s), but all together they figure it out. Teamwork. Yay! The cases take them all over and there are some truly disturbing things/cases/people on criminal minds. I think this is because the point of the show is to try to think like the criminal in order to catch them. The episode with the pigs. The episode with the cell phone. Creepy. I don't know much about profiling, but I read in a review that this is actually fairly accurate. And again, I know that they don't always catch the bad guys, but I like it when that happens in television. And while most of the villains are straight-up bad, there have been some that were not cookie-cutter. And they did it well.


-The Mentalist (2008-NOW)Created by Bruno Heller

I haven't watched these next two nearly as much as the last two on both ends, but basically this is about a "well-known psychic becomes a consultant for the California Bureau of Investigation to help solve crimes and to find "Red John," the madman who killed his wife and daughter," his insights are a little annoying to the officers and they are skeptical, but it works and really is quite a great show. It started in 2008 (about a year before Castle) and gets into the idea of someone with a different perspective helping to solve crimes by thinking outside the box, the Mentalist (Patrick Jane) also occasionally breaks the law in his pursuit of justice. And it's still running. I'll have to catch up on it someday.


-Numb3rs (2005-2010) Created by Nicolas Falacci and Cheryl Heuton

Numb3ers ran for 5 years and is about a math genius who works for the FBI, using math (really complex math) to solve crimes. Again, I haven't seen enough of this show, but it really is great. The episodes are mostly stand alone (like CSI and Criminal Minds) but at the same time there are common threads that tie the episodes together. The cases are kooky and fun (can you call crime dramas fun? I think I mean suspenseful).


-Law and Order(1990-2010, SVU 1999-NOW, CI 2001-NOW, TBJ 2005-2006)Created by Dick Wolf

I don't recall much of the characters, any of the individual cases or really many details of any of these shows, except that A) I loved this show for some reason B) when I was toying with the idea of becoming a lawyer, this show both inspired me and changed my mind. I was still very young (about 3) when this show started, so I didn't actually start watching it until later, but once I was older if I was doing my homework late enough, I would hear snippets of the show and I was intrigued. The cases were usually adapted from current headlines (according to IMDB) and the first half is the investigation and evidence gathering, the second half is the prosecution in court. Three spin-offs resulted, Special Victims Unit which began in 1999 and is still running (the SVU investigate sexually related crimes), Criminal Intent which began in 2001 and is still running (this looks at crimes from the viewpoint of the criminal), and Trial By Jury which ran from 2005-2006 (and looked at the justice system and the investigating, preparing witnesses and defendants for trial, ect).


-Castle (2009-NOW)Created by Andrew W. Marlowe

This is probably my favorite show currently on TV. I love Castle. It's got the detective aspect of CSI plus the sarcasm of Stargate (and Firefly, to some extent). Rick Castle starts out the show in the first few episodes of season one as a spoiled rotten entitled jerk-face ala Captain Hammer. But as the show progresses, you start to see another side of him. This comes out in Castle's relationship with his mother and teenage daughter. He also has an ability to think outside the box, often drawing the same conclusions as Beckett (but earlier, because his hunches inspire them to look for the evidence needed). The cases seem original, and I love the relationships between not only Castle and Detective Kate Beckett, but his relationships with his mother, daughter and the other members of the NYPD Crime Solving Unit. The characters have personal lives, but that's not the driving focus; any time something reappears, it is talked about during a "Previously On" segment, and again, I love the outside of the box approach to crime solving (my brother told me I should watch Monk). But, the cases are intriguing (I'm getting better at guessing the culprit) and there is enough humor and wit to make Castle, to me at least, different than other crime dramas (Castle also has a balance between making fun of itself, but still being able to make me believe it).

So, I don't mean to give too much credit to Law and Order, but it was the show that inspired me to get into crime dramas (it also started in 1990, while most of the other shows didn't get going until around 2000) and while I love CSI more today, and Castle wins the "favorite show award" for me hands-down, there is something about all of these shows that I enjoy. I love mysteries, and so it's enjoyable to try to figure out who-done-it. Plus, there is the added bonus of knowing that the bad guy Almost Always Gets What He/She Has Coming. And I, as unrealistic as I am sure that is, love that.

Thanks crime drama, for showing depraved and sadistic people who commit terrible crimes getting caught and being unable to hurt people again, as justice is served.

This is a web address for an interesting article; Law and Order is more realistic than CSI. Well, duh. But it is a good article:

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2010/0/while_tv_crime_dramas_are_larg.html


Info that is not my opinion comes from the Internet Movie Data Base.

Monday, February 28, 2011

My Top 16 Favorite Books

Each clump is in no real order, but the clumps are in order. If that made sense. I'll talk about each of these books at some point in time throughout the running of this blog, but this should let you know what you're getting into if you read this thing :) Also, I didn't put the Bible on here, but if I had to pick one book to keep, that would be it. So, technically, this should be "My Favorite Books Not Including the Bible," but regardless, enjoy. Also, it should be noted that I am not including series in this list (so LOTR, Harry Potter, Millennium, Percy Jackson, ect, are missing); this list will be making it's appearance sometime.

My Top Six Favorite Books:
Sir Cedric Rides Again by Roy Gerrard
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
East by Edith Pattou
Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott
The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien

Next Five:
The Stand by Stephen King
Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom
Daughter of the Forest by Juliet Marillier
Beauty by Robin McKinley
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Next Five:
A Little Princess by Frances Hodgston Burnett
Mattimeo by Brian Jacques
The Screwtape Letters By CS Lewis
The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas
Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine

Also deserving of mention: The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova, The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley, Timeline by Michael Crichton, Holes by Louis Sachar, A Ring of Endless Light by Madeline L'Engle, Metamorphosis: The Sorcerer by Jack Whyte, King of Wind by Marguerite Henry, Little Women by Louisa May Alcott, Matilda by Roald Dahl, The Giraffe The Pelly and Me by Dahl, Avalon High by Meg Cabot and The Morning Gift by Eva Ibbotson. And actually, Marguerite Henry and Roald Dahl are genius'. So you will read more about them :)

Thursday, February 10, 2011

In Memory of One of My Favorite Authors

I was actually going to write about crime dramas next (because I love them so much), but then I heard the news that Brian Jacques died on February 5th, 2011 and I decided to change my topic. Brian Jacques was an English author who grew up in Liverpool and showed talent as an author from a very young age. He was the author of many novels, but I think of him mainly as the author of some of my favorite books, the Redwall Series.

I don't know if any of you read the Redwall Books; they were kind of awesome. I think they never really caught on as much as Harry Potter, and never reached the popularity of LOTR or Narnia, but at the same time they really are classics and in my school at least had quite a following. I read Redwall in fifth grade, and used my pig money that next summer to buy the complete series (up to Long Patrol) and loved them (yes, I had a 4-H pig. And yes, I used my money to buy books on occasion. Surprise).

The Redwall Books are similar to LOTR and other epic quest books, but have their own unique take; the least of this is the fact that they typically star mice, with an occasional badger, hedgehog or squirrel. Redwall takes mice, moles, otters, voles, hedgehogs and squirrels as the heroes who live in Redwall Abbey, along with the warrior Badger Lords of Salamandastron, a mountain on the coast and their patrols of Hares, the long Patrol. Villains include foxes, rats, stouts, weasels and ferrets. Also snakes and cats. This fits in with nature (though I believe that Taggerung plays with that a bit and there are good cats occasionally).

In order of publication, the series goes:
* Redwall (1986)
* Mossflower (1988)
* Mattimeo (1989)
* Mariel of Redwall (1991)
* Salamandastron (1992)
* Martin the Warrior (1993)
* The Bellmaker (1994)
* Outcast of Redwall (1995)
* The Pearls of Lutra (1996)
* The Long Patrol (1997)
* Marlfox (1998)
* The Legend of Luke (1999)
* Lord Brocktree (2000)
* The Taggerung (2001)
* Triss (2002)
* Loamhedge (2003)
* Rakkety Tam (2004)
* High Rhulain (2005)
* Eulalia! (2007)
* Doomwyte (2008)
* The Sable Quean (2010)

Chronically, it's another story. So really, Mr. Jacques was very prolific. Personally, I stopped reading after The Legend of Luke. Not because I wasn't interested in the books that followed, but because I really didn't like Legend of Luke and Lord Brocktree didn't look as interesting to me. However, the other later books (mainly Rakkety Tam, about a kilt-wearing squirrel mercenary. Yes, you read that correctly) really intrigued me. Then I had no money, so Redwall went back on the shelf, both my shelf and the Borders/Wal-Mart Shelf.

However don't get the idea that I am more mature than I am; my copies of Mattimeo (which had to get re-glued) and Redwall are both on my comfort shelf; the books that travel with me when I am replanted in a new place (if I can fit others, Mossflower and Marlfox come too).

So, obviously, Mattimeo is my favorite of the series, followed by Redwall, then Marlfox, Mossflower, The Outcast of Redwall, The Pearls of Lutra, The Bellmaker, Mariel of Redwall, The Long Patrol, Martin the Warrior, Salamandastron , The Legend of Luke. I was very disappointed in Salamandastron; but that's mainly because I was expecting and wanting to read the story I got in Outcast. Maybe I should reread Salamandastron.

Other than the heroic escapades of animals who try to live in their Abbey in peace but are often forced by circumstance to fight (and they kick major bad-guy-butt), the Redwall books don't fail into the trap of repeating the same story over and over again. Even if heroes share a struggle, they arrive at their struggle (and resolution) in different ways. This keeps it fresh. Also, the descriptions are beautiful.

This quote describes better than I could rewrite Mr. Jacques' inspiration for this series: "Brian wrote Redwall for the children at the Royal Wavertree School for the Blind in Liverpool, where as a truck driver, he delivered milk. Because of the nature of his first audience, he made his style of writing as descriptive as possible, painting pictures with words so that the schoolchildren could see them in their imaginations." Jacques' old English teacher showed Redwall to a publisher without telling him, this was followed by a contract for the first five Redwall Books, and the rest, as they say, is history.

This reminds me of Rick Riordan, who, years later published a little story that he had told his sons. You may have heard of it, a little thing called Percy Jackson and the Olympians (a five book series with a second series of five picking up where Last Olympian left off). End of tangent. But after you read the Redwall Books, check out Percy Jackson and the Olympians (all 5 released), Heroes of Olympus (first released, second due 10-11-11), and the three book Kane Chronicles (first out, second 5-2-11). Back to Brian Jacques.

Here is a Brian Jacques quote taken from his website: "A mouse is small and can go unnoticed: but there is no limit to what a brave heart and a fearless spirit can achieve." I don't know if he intended it this way, but to me this makes me think of the fact that we can all be timid and small; especially those of us who prefer the background; but that if we have a brave heart and a bold spirit our timid personality can still do great things. Like a warrior mouse.

In addition to the Redwall Series, Jacques wrote three plays; Brown Bitter, Wet Nellies, and Scouse; The Flying Dutchman (Castaways of the Flying Dutchman, The Angel's Command, Voyage of Slaves),Seven Strange and Ghostly Tales, The Ribbajack: And Other Curious Yarns, several Redwall picture books and , with illustrator Alex Natchev; The Tale of Urso Brunov: Little Father of All Bears, Urso Brunov and the White Emperor.

Again, these books are well worth the time it'll take you to read them. The characters are believable (if you can get over the fact that they are animals) and you can really get invested in their struggles, the plots are riveting and exciting and the villains are, for the most part, very hate-able. If you haven't yet, go to your local library and borrow Redwall. Or pick one that sounds good to you and enjoy a few hours of escape into an animal kingdom unlike any you've been in yet. That’s another great thing about these books; you don’t have to read them in order, although some characters and conflicts are referenced (I’d read Redwall before Mattimeo, for example).

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go reread Mattimeo.

Brian Jacques, thank you for letting me share in your imagination. Rest in Peace.

All information was taken from my own mind or from Brian Jacques' Official Website (check it out, it's a great site):

http://www.redwall.org/

Saturday, February 5, 2011

My Favorite Book Ever!

Or, at the very least, in the top five. Seriously. If I was told that I could have my Bible and five other books for the rest of my life, this would be in the pile. Hands down, no questions. I mean, it's really that good. So, for your reading pleasure, one of the best books ever written and adored,"Sir Cedric Rides Again" By Roy Gerrard. This is actually an epic poem (that rhymes!) paired with some beautiful, detailed and downright fun illustrations. I still see new things in those pictures. This is also a book that I have, very nearly, memorized. Or had, at any rate. My parents told me once that when I was very small I could recite the first page in my high-pitched little voice, with proper poetic inflections. Yay!

I think part of my love for this book stems not only from the aforementioned reasons, but also because my dad's dog was named Cedric (from Cedric the Saxon in Ivanhoe, but I didn't know that). I loved that dog, and he loved me too (well, everyone did. I was, frankly, adorable). But not only did I have the book memorized, but my parents loved it too (or at least faked it really well). When they read it, they had voices for each character and different inflections at the proper dramatic parts. Some of my favorite childhood memories involve listening to this story being read aloud (before you judge me for being pathetic, I said some. Not nearly all). Also, it's set in England and later Jerusalem during the reign of Richard the Lionhearted. I'll tell you this again later.

A couple of other points to make:

First of all, I don't know if this book is actually mine, or truly belongs to one of my parents. I have a few beloved books like that, that I borrowed so many times that they eventually ended up on my bookshelf. To be fair, this is one of the only books I have that has a sticker inside (it's a reading mouse looking at an open book that says "This book belongs to Bailey Cavender"). So I'm likely keeping it.

Secondly, just from looking at the thing you can tell it's been given lots of love. I think it had a book jacket once, but that is long since gone. The binding is seriously wounded (in fact, the next time someone offers to fix it for me, I'll let him). The cover has scratches, dents, discoloration, water stains, worn corners and, like I said, it looks like the book will fail out of the cover at any minute (like my old copy of Return of the King. But that's another story). But you open the book, and it is clean and pristine. I kept the pages in mint condition; well, as mint as a twenty-five year old beloved book can look.

OK, now, I have forced friends to read this book, because I love it so much, but in case you escaped, I did include some samples. It's hard to appreciate the wonder of it without reading the poetry :) Again, this is the property of Roy Gerrard.

"Sir Cedric and Lady Matilda
had a daughter, Edwina the Fair,
A beautiful child, but a little bit wild
and she walked with her nose in the air."

These are the opening lines, and he goes on to describe Edwina and talk about how she "caught mice in her hat, she tormented the cat and she loved playing practical jokes...and among other habits was breeding pet rabbits which chewed all her clothing to bits." The illustration in two pages of green leaves with little pictures scattered around it. These include Edwina with her ridiculous hair, an unhappy Matilda and a beaming Cedric, a frog hopping (you can almost not see him), and some of the aforementioned pets. Alright, I'm hooked already.

Then we meet the second best character (after Cedric, of course), who has the bad luck to fall in love with Edwina. His name? Hubert the Hopeless of course! "He was tall, he was skinny, a bit of a ninny, but quit a nice lad all the same. He was frightened of heights and of getting in fights and was totally useless at games. So Edwina, who thought that boys ought to like sport, used to call him some terrible names." Personally, I think Hubert is a really fun character, and he's going to love Edwina always, or so our poet tells us. Also, she does admit that he is cute, although a dork. This page has a picture of Edwina, sitting in a tree poking Hubert's awful (orange, tall and with a huge feather) hat with a stick. Her mom is disapproving, and Sir Cedric isn't paying attention. He does that a lot.

It's a long poem, so I'll just sum up. Sir Cedric decides that they all need a vacation. They decided to go to Jerusalem, which is "somewhere around Palestine." Oh, ps, this is sometime during the reign of Richard the Lionhearted. No Robin Hood cameos, sadly. So the merry band heads out and there are beautifully detailed pictures of the countriside, Edwina annoying people and small animals, a very inaccurate (I assume) picture of the distance and water between France and England, and some fabulous poetry.

Well, when they're in Palestine, the men go hunting. This leaves Edwina, Lady Matilda and some guards. "Edwina was blue that she couldn't go too so she sulked and then wandered away. She went for a ramble and started to scramble up rocks, and was soon out of sight." This is what we call 'bad news bears,' so her mom and the guards are trying to find her. Unfortunately, no soon is Edwina found than "out of their hiding fierce bandits came striding, all hairy and lacking in charm." The illustration shows the fierceness of the bandits, as well as the truly trapped nature of our heroines. To throw us for a loop, these English women fought back (the fight picture is brilliant, that's all that can be said about it). Sadly, two versus ten isn't exactly fair (and they didn't have Inigo Montoya, Fezick or the Man in Black) so the two ladies are captured.

The villain is called Abdul the Heavy and he is so, as the illustration will attest to. Also, yes, there are two fat topless women. There is also a leopard, and many other more fun and fascinating things to see. Maybe it's because I'm a girl, but I don't that was ever a big deal to me. Look for the villain with a band-aid. That's a fun game. Anyway, Abdul has twenty two wives, and wants to make Edwina wife twenty three and Matilda a cook. This is the next bit, and one of my favorite parts of the book:
"But Edwina was not to be bullied-she had courage and true British grit. Despite being small she stood very tall (full four foot six and a bit) and cried, 'Don't suppose that this sweet English rose would marry a monster like you. I'd rather be dead!' And Matilda then said, 'I'm declining the cooking job too.'" Abdul has a temper tantrum and looks them in a tower. Also, maybe being 5'4" isn't too bad. It could be worse.

Luckily, Sir Cedric and Hubert are on the case and find their footprints, which lead them to a castle, then they see the tower. Someone has to scale the wall and no one really wants to. It's dangerous (he also uses the words 'braggart' and 'anon,' so that was a good lesson in vocab).

Hubert volunteers, climbs the wall, Edwina realizes that my-my-gosh-I've-liked-him-the-whole-time-and-WOW-he-looks-good-in-armor,o they all get down, but it's time for the FINAL SHOWDOWN! They were being excited t loudly, and Abdul heard them. Good job guys. Cedric decides that it's his turn to be awesome and in one page makes up for his inactivity in the rest of the poem. He stomps on Abdul's toe. This makes Abdul cry and "his men were distraught, for really he ought to have acted with daring and dash. So in sad disarray they lead him away, defeated by Cedric's panache" (another vocab word!)

They make it to Jerusalem, turns out Abdul is just a violent bully, Hubert is knighted (by the King, no less!) and gets the girl. Again, we have beautiful illustrations, beautiful framing of the illustrations...in some ways it looks illuminated, like medieval texts. I will leave you with a parting quote, the last lines of the book:

"And thus we leave Cedric triumphant
his womenfolk saved from their plight,
With Abdul brought low by a pain in his toe-
a lesson to all those who fight"

I always took that to mean that bullying and fighting just because you stronger is a bad thing. Again, the poetry is great; I shared some of my favorite bits here, and the artwork is truly fabulous. I don't know if there might be some hidden anti-feminist undertones here, but I never saw them. It seems to me to be both about being yourself, even if you are different (like Hubert) and that bullies are often easier to beat than we expect. But those are just my thoughts. Regardless, if you can track down a copy, it is totally worth it. Highly, highly recommended.

OK, well, I'm not sure how to do this right, but this story is the property of Roy Gerrard and was published by Farrar Straus Giroux. And just to be OCD about copyrights and stuff,this was copyrighted and published in 1986. Written and illustrated by Roy Gerrard, first published in Britain in 1986 by Victor Gollancz, first American edition in 1986, printed in Hong Kong.

Friday, February 4, 2011

I Was Thinking...

...which is often dangerous (a dangerous past-time, I know), that I like to read. A lot. So, this will be my place to review books, movies (mostly the stuff I like, animation, action/adventure, classics, westerns, ect) some lovely television shows (you'll be reading about Castle) and poetry. OK, maybe not(much) poetry. Also, I might occasionally post my poetry on here...so be warned. I'll let you know before that happens so you can be prepared (yes our teeth and ambitions are barred).

But I figured, since I have all this time on my hands (this is me being sarcastic, can't you tell?) and that if I could, I would review stuff on my "real blog," thereby turning it into even more of a "witty stuff said by other people" than it already is, here we have it. This is my "stuff by other people" blog. So, love it, hate it, I don't really mind either way :)

Wow, that was ramble-filled. I promise that normally this will not be the format.